Tonight, I think, I might have made the worst decision I ever made.

And I thought about it, and thought about it; and I still think I was right. But I might have been wrong...

Cosmological constants you would change if you were a deity who fancied a laugh

2. Try switching about some of the constants in the Second Law of Thermodynamics. That'd be even funnier than Frank Lampard crashing his zeppelin.

This is about the strangest news story ever, no?

Imagine Frank Lampard crashing his zeppelin into a tower block in Shepherds Bush, and you'd be nearly there...

(edit: thankfully the baseball hero appears to have been travelling with his passport, which was easily identifiable in the charred wreckage. This allowed the authorities to immediately dispel fears of a terrorist attack, and the worldwide hysteria which would have resulted. The forthcoming midterm elections will also be unaffected. Phew.)

Cosmological constants you would change if you were a deity who fancied a laugh

1. The relative volumes at which women and men can hear television programmes.

Flylife

As if the world doesn't have enough to worry about, now we have to put up with 120 foot-long bugs. That's 36.576 metres for those of you watching in metric.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. And aren't Ads by Goooooogle useful...?

No, really, what is it all about?

Goodness, no wonder there's a dearth of kids studying science. Nothing to do with the perceived lack of glamour compared to, say, media studies. Fact is, there are hardly any questions left to answer.

Aren't we smart...?

Time becomes a loop

Of all of the posts I published on this website over the last couple of years, this is the most perplexing. Wish I could remember what was on my mind at the time...